Long poo jokes - because poo's always better when it's big.A man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents of the woman he'd been seeing for some time. He was nervous about the meeting and by the time he arrived at the doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress. The problem developed into one of acute flatulence, and halfway through it the man realized he couldn't hold it in one second longer without exploding. A tiny fart escaped.
"Spot!" called out the woman's mother to the dog, lying at the man's feet. Relieved at the dog's having been blamed, the man let another larger one go. "Spot!" she called out sharply. "I've got it made," thought the fellow to himself. One more and I'll feel fine. So he let loose a really big one. "Spot!" shrieked the mother. "Get over here before he poops on you!" There are two flies sitting on a pile of poo. One fly passes gas, the other fly turns to him and says: 'Oi, do you mind? I'm eating here!'
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