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Have you heard about that new movie
Constipation
?
It hasn't come out yet.
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh.
What do you get when you cross a bulldog and a shih tzu?
Bullshit!
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
Why did God make poo smelly?
So deaf people could enjoy them too.
Did you hear that diarrhoea is hereditary?
It runs in the genes.
What did the tired bum hole say after a crap?
I'm pooped out
Why does Tigger smell?
You'd smell too if you played with
Winnie the Pooh all day.
What did the maxipad say to the fart?
You are the wind beneath my wings.